“Shapeshifting vampire demon anchovy”
Published May 5, 2020
A new, freaky looking prehistoric fish was discovered in Pakistan. Emphasis on "freaky looking." 
Latest thoughts
September 8, 2021
No, it’s not an error
Here is the current CDC map showing "Level of Community Transmission of COVID-19, by State/Territory" — I think it speaks for itself.
Maybe the next mission
If the Marines really are out there "protecting democracy" like the NFL says, you would think they'd be deployed to Texas.
Living like animals
Sometimes I feel bad knowing there are people in the world whose bread doesn't come wrapped in two plastic bags.
Can’t really argue
I wondered how long before "#letthemdie" began to trend. Imagine needing a hospital bed, but it’s taken by an anti-vax Covid patient.
Here comes Fred
Storms need more ... forceful names. It would just be embarrassing to have your house destroyed by "Fred."
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