This is news?
Two stories in three minutes make me think people are simply running out of things to write about.
“Good Samaritan Returns $1,200 in Cash and Gets Rude Reaction” (With more than 4,500 comments on Yahoo News! Seriously, those are 4,500 people who need lives.)
“Surviving Football Withdrawal” (Really, Wired? This is an issue that requires medical advice?)