Published 10/25/09
Me, opening a container with a strange brown lump in it: What’s this?
Karen: I have no idea. [She inhales] AUUGGGHHHHHH!!!
Me: I’m guessing ‘some kind of meat.’
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More cleaning the fridge…
Published 10/25/09
Me, opening a container with a strange brown lump in it: What’s this? Karen: I have no idea. [She inhales] AUUGGGHHHHHH!!! Me: I’m guessing ‘some kind of meat.’
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gnomic says:
My wife still brings up the fact that she found a 3 year old milk container (unopened) in my fridge when she helped clean it out when I moved out.
I didn’t put it there. I have no idea how it got there. I never noticed it there. How is this my fault?