Published 10/13/07
I like using Wikipedia’s “Random article” link; I invariably learn something interesting.
Sometimes it takes a few tries. That’s because sometimes it takes me to a particularly odd article.
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Milla says:
From the pages of Random Novelettes….
A Bun Dance…The Discovery
(Or the New Adventures of Sadie and Ol’ Ward…)
My pretend boyfriend, Ol’ Ward, says don’t mess with his Guy-dom stuff in the garage. Do not snoop and be a nudge and then get your betty all twisted up because your WildGirl imagination has gone straight to hell in a handbasket full of insecurities.
I try to listen to him. Sometimes I am even successful at paying attention when his mouth flies open and he enlightens me with Guy-dumb cuteness and brilliance all wrapped up as a cleverly disguised responsible adult with a checkbook.
His words of Wishdom were never so loud and clear as just the other day when I accidentally found his new reading material…stuffed in the bottom of his tool box hidden under his veerry ample toolbelt.
It was in a brown paper bag and the cover had been ripped off, but I just had to take a peek, you know, so’s we would have something in’erestin’ to argue about, I mean discuss, over the meat and potatoes supper I had carefully poisoned with artery clogging goodness.
The first chapter was a bodice buster…”How to meet the woman of your dreams out on the Superhighway of Life,” it said. The bodice of my dress just about busted wide open when I yelped.
…to be continued…