Boobies in class! Call out the guard!

Published 10/3/07

CNN’s lede says it all: “A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.”

Apparently the image (and others) were on a memory stick he stored his presentation on, and the images weren’t his. Also, she wasn’t nude, she was topless. Still, the reasonable reaction would be that the kids had a laugh, the guy was embarrassed, and that’s that.

But this is America in 2007, where a half-second flash of a blurry nipple brings multi-million-dollar fines (and the ridicule of the rest of the world): “Police interviewed Barrett and school officials and seized the data memory stick and the computer to determine where the image came from, a state highway patrol spokesman said.”

Police called, property seized, investigations begun… [sigh]

Would someone tell me what’s the big deal? Like, what could seeing that picture do to the kids? Lordy, lordy, lordy.

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Dorene says:

Didn’t you make a YouTube bit about nipples being the bane of our existance? Don’t you remember what you, yourself, said? Nipples are scary, man! Never, ever forget! ;)

October 3rd, 2007 at 10:39 PM

pwils says:

Next they won’t allow mothers to breast feed. Can’t subject them to that breast. Could harm them……

This is really getting ridiculous……..

October 3rd, 2007 at 10:41 PM

Andrew says:

Why yes, yes I did.
It’s right here.

October 3rd, 2007 at 10:41 PM

Andrew says:

Of course, if I asked both of you to post a pic of one of your nipples here, I’m guessing only one of you would be willing to. :)

October 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 PM

pwils says:

hmmmmmmm, could always arrange it, hehe :)

October 3rd, 2007 at 11:03 PM

Jeff St Real says:

C’mon Andrew, don’t you remember what Goliath the dog used to say? “God wouldn’t like that, Davey.”

God doesn’t like boobies, Andrew.

October 3rd, 2007 at 11:26 PM

Steve M says:

I wonder if any of the complainers ever whined about the objectification of women – or more directly lectured their pristine children not to think about girls in ‘inappropriate’ ways?

Significant irony ensues. Think about it.

October 4th, 2007 at 2:56 AM

Stephen says:

“God doesn’t like boobies, Andrew.”

In heaven, all women are flat chested so as to maintain holiness in the men. ;)

October 4th, 2007 at 9:10 AM

Morkleb says:

I think high school kids see worse things than topless women these days…

October 4th, 2007 at 10:35 AM

Gnomic says:

I can only hope that this is a “law and order” social conservitive that deserves to experience the laws he’s trying to force on the rest of us.

October 4th, 2007 at 1:30 PM

greyrat says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Meh. If kids don’t know about this kind of stuff before high school, I fear for our counrty. And I’m a parent of a boy and a girl just entering high school.

Mountain, meet molehill…

October 4th, 2007 at 1:45 PM

Anonymous says:

Now Greyrat, there is no need to insult your kids like that!

October 5th, 2007 at 12:05 AM

Leland says:

He has no idea how those pictures got on that mammary stick… Err, memory stick.

My cousin brought up an interesting point. Who does a public presentation of any kind without going through it first?

October 5th, 2007 at 9:15 AM

Andrew Kantor's Place:  Boobies, continued says:

[...] To follow up in a more blunt way from my recent post… [...]

October 5th, 2007 at 10:19 AM

Randy says:

Upon reading this article again, it occurred to me that all of this could have been avoided if the legislator had just run the Schoolhouse Rock video instead of doing a lecture.

As an added bonus, if an inappropriate extra bit of educational media comes on the tail end of a video production, I’d think there would be a higher probability of it being full video pr0n instead of a simple picture. Kids can really learn more from motion pictures than a single image.

Won’t somebody think of the children?!?

October 7th, 2007 at 9:28 PM

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