The bamboo, it grows!

Published 7/4/07

Visiting a local farm on a school field trip, the kids really liked this bamboo grove the farmer had. I talked to her about it, and she offered me some, and a few months later she presented me with a scraggly looking bunch of shoots in a ball of dirt.

They were about four or five feet long, not much thicker than a pencil; the mature plants I saw grew to 15 or 20 feet and about an inch and a half in diameter.

I picked a spot in the middle back of the yard, dug a hole, and planted it.

It didn’t do too well — just kinda leaned over and sat there. I watered it regularly, but it never picked up. Well, I did get it free and I’m sure I could get more.

Then today I checked it out. Lo and behold, new shoots! The big part is still looking sad, but there are a bunch of shoots coming out of the ground. It lives! So I gave it some water (it was a hot day), and now I’m gonna keep my fingers crossed that it takes hold. In a few years I could have a nice little stand of trees in the back.

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ronbailey says:

plenty of water + rich river bottom soil = more bamboo than you will know what to do with…

I speak from experience…

July 5th, 2007 at 7:18 AM

Karen says:

I hereby go on the record as being VERY MUCH AGAINST this little experiment.

*sigh*

July 5th, 2007 at 11:24 AM

Andrew says:

All you need to know about my family:

Sam (the boy, for those of you who don’t know) asked if we would get pandas when the bamboo grew. (This was the same joke I made.)

My father warned me that it might attract the Viet Cong.

[sigh]

July 5th, 2007 at 11:26 AM

Emily says:

You’ll be sorry. It’s impossible to keep bamboo in one place. I’ve seen it cross under a paved road.

July 5th, 2007 at 11:58 AM

gnomic says:

Plant Kudzu arond the Bamboo. That’ll stop it!

Mmmm… Homemade punji sticks just like Uncle Charlie used to make…

July 5th, 2007 at 1:17 PM

Andrew says:

Gnomic and I are thinking along the same lines. I planted kudzu along the fence (I figured a live, green fence would look nicer than that old wooden thing), so maybe I’ll move some around the bamboo.

July 5th, 2007 at 1:29 PM

Julie says:

Andrew! It’s like you’re trying to have your poor yard become overgrown! Kudzu *and* bamboo? We had bamboo in my mum’s backyard for a while.. and then we spent a good couple of weeks getting rid of it… and now it’s back.

Get rid of it while it’s small!

July 5th, 2007 at 9:20 PM

Gnomic says:

Perhaps that dirty nuclear bomb can kill it

July 5th, 2007 at 10:50 PM

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